If anyone dares to tell me that I look beautiful in any of my photos, I am going to give them a flying headbutt for insulting my intelligence.

I always see it... people telling other people that they look gorgeous or fabulous, and the latest one I heard; glamorous.

Now, I know we have all grown up being taught that if we don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all, but that is not a licence to talk shit. Really, do you really care to speak so much that you would straight out bullshit to someone? Do you think that is being nice?

Oh, I know that there are some dumb asses out there who will believe you when you tell them they look beautiful, even when really they resemble the not-so-pretty end of a baboon, but that person is not me.

If I look crap in a photo, I am smart enough to know it. By you telling me I look beautiful, you are acknowledging the fact that you think I am stupid enough to believe you, and hence you are insulting my intelligence. Considering the fact that I regard my intelligence as one of my greatest assets, this belittlement will almost certainly result in blood-shed.

But hey, in the meantime, you keep providing me with great entertainment by telling all those ugly baboon butts that they are gorgeous! Mwah!